If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
(Source: 69-in-the-afternoon)
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This is a handheld gamecube.
this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil
We kill the Zubatman.
hanging-with-the-horrorterrors:
drag it and watch all the colours of the rainbow!
iM GONNA fUCKIGN CRY THAT iS NOT OKAYy
YOU ASSHOLE
片思いを抱いて溺死しろ (Drown in your unrequited love, and die.)
Artist’s notes: “Hey, is this world even worth protecting? What have I been fighting for? Tell me.”
always
he would run into so many buildings
“Sir, are you entirely certain we shouldn’t just reblog—”
“JARVIS, JUST DO IT”
“I simply think it might be seen as…I believe the popular vernacular is ‘a dick move’… to repost a graphic without—”
“Jarvis, I’m fighting crime here, can you spare me the lecture on website etiquette?”
“I apologize, Mr. Stark, but I have suggested in the past that you not tumble while piloting. If you would simply allow me to—”
“JARVIS, I SWEAR TO GOD”
He is actually the sort of person that would repost too, come to think of it.
I don’t think he would, actually. He got really annoyed when the government tried to pinch his suit, so why would he repost other people’s hard work? He’s a creator. He knows how much it sucks when people steal your ideas and things, and I can’t believe I’m talking about this what has happened to my life.
Tony is the type of person who would find the people doing the reposting, hack their tumblrs, and cover them in pictures of dicks.
Tumblr, ladies and gentlemen.
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if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
